Down, set, one. Hut! Hut! hike!

OH THANK GOD IT'S (*Edit* ok fine, gonna be) FRIDAY.

Well, not yet, but, when I go visit Slumberland™ after writing this, and when I leave, it will be! =D

If somehow I wake up tomorrow, and 'eh, it's Monday?', I swear to god I'm gonna jump off the 14th floor from the office.

It's been one month of waking up at 6.15am, spending an hour a day on the LRT (now that my mp3 player sei jor, damn sien. T_T), and pumping tea (yea, tea, coz i'm a nub) into my bloodstream. Tea also got caffeine, but just the right amount. Coffee tastes horrible and also it makes my jumpy.

Man, I feel so old. I can't even stay up past 12 anymore. =(

I need a break. And I'm getting it in the form of 'Operation Char Kuay Teow (OCKT 3, not 2, as I've been told. pfft) -_-' To those who doesn't wanna go or couldn't go, well, I'm sure you wouldn't miss much. (lolol who am i kidding.)

The shocking latest news would be that now, our Yang Berdaulat Berhormat Dato' Tan Sri Tengku PYH got the green light to go too (after recovering from sohai-ism), and Kian Siang(and future wife) last minute also joining, it's gonna be epic! The head count is 10! That's like, the sum of OCKT 1 + OCKT 2. (Ye, coz 6 + 5 = 10, yo!)

I seriously don't remember this many of us going on a holiday together. Coz dahlah satu in London, satu in India (no prizes for guessing who), satu/dua (ye, coz 1 = 2) in Melbourne and Melbourne != London coz summer = winter. =( So, let's take like..a thousand photos or something k k. I've always wanted another 'See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' photo.

But now, Houston, we have a problem. Oh sorry boss don't worrry, work is fine (Y) (My company's HQ is in Houston lolol) How the heck are we supposed to fit everyone into 2 rooms?!

But it's ok, since Siang and gf booking another room, so we have 8 ppl to 2 rooms. But of course, we always find solutions to our problems. (Coz I'm smart. Dont know about the rest la.)

Solution 1: Basic math.

Bring down the mattress of the single bed, and we have two! (Coz 1+1 = 2, yo!) x 4 = 8. Bring it on, UPSR! (Oh, good luck to those having UPSR next month kk)

Solution 2: Gay-ism.

Solution 3: 'Elimination'. lolol.

The tribe has spoken.

Many, many people have said that I'm mean, but, really I'm probably one of the nicest person you will ever meet in your entire life! Really! If you can find a nicer person,show him/her to me, and I will kill him be more humble. wtf.

And babi, nobody wanna sit inside my car. T_T Everyone calling dibs/shotgun on Zhou's car. ALL BECAUSE apparently I listen to 'gay songs'. Eh, Pet Shop Boys, 911, Backstreet Boys and N' Sync is WIN, ok? Nick Carter was damn cool in 1997 k k.

'Show me the meaning, of beiiinnng lonelyy.'

'This I promiseeee youuu.'

And of course, you'd have to avoid track no.17 - 19 (CSJH), track 72-74 (Lee Hyori) and tracks 150 - 154 (SNSD). Gee gee gee gee, baby baby baby. lolol.



If my sister can survive the 2 hour journeys (without blowing her brains out or jumping out from the car) from KL to Melaka, you all no problem la =)

But no worries la, I've pumped in the Fall Out Boy album. And I have Ne-yo, and Lady Gaga too, so everyone should reach Penang (still) sane. Promise.

So now, we have:
'Let's hear it for the America's Sweethearts!! I must confess, I'm in love with mah own sinsss.'

So anyway, I thought I'd be having 3 Monday holidays in the next month. 31/8 - Merdeka, 7/9 some dude's bday, and 21/9 - Raya. But I asked today,

'Issit a public holiday for us on the 7th?'

'No, it's only for Selangor. We're in KL.'

OH GEEZ.

ISN'T IT THE SAME THING?

Now I truly understand the difference between Selangor and KL already. Selangor = Subang, Puchong, Seri Kembangan, PJ, Shah Alam, Klang, (ye, you get the picture) etc. But, KL = KL. SIGH.

Ok, time to sleep lah. One more day at work tomorrow! On the brightside, it's PAYDAY AWOOO HOOO. (I think. -__-') But, at least I get really, really random funny emails from Em Quak, Huizie, and my very-free-already roomie. -_-'

Eg. From Eunice Wong:

"I read The Star Online really nothing interesting wan. All I read is that malay model kena cane for drinking beer. Seriously, if I'm Melayu long time kena cane many, many times already."

LOL.

Goodnight, world!