Kedai Runcit.

Yes, yes, for no reason after just 1 week of not posting anything, kena call 'stupid' already. haiz. But I really have nothing to report. Whatever I have to report, my konco-konco has already done so. ♥ So pretty much need not much elaboration kk.

Nothing much going on besides meeting totally random people on the way to work almost everyday, and...sleeping on the train all the way past KLCC past Ampang Park and reached Wangsa Maju o.ov and after that have to change train to get back to KLCC. FML. But nvm still reached office in time. Coz I'm an awesome employee yo!

Ok ok fine. I think of a story to tell. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

kk here goes a boring one.

I did my weekly (?) visit today to my kedai runcit (surname Utama) 5minutes away from me. Nowadays my kedai runcit has been getting more and more popular it's getting almost impossible to find carpark there.

I really blame the RM1 parking. It's even cheaper than the stupid Mahkota Parade or Dataran Pahlawan. Ok, fine they're not stupid, just annoying, like some people I know.

And plus coz it's a Wednesday (discount for movies yo!), it's causing a freaking bottleneck-ing 20minute jam all the way there. Usually Makcik Jusco's area wouldn't have any space left, so I'll have to go find Pakcik Parkson. At least Pakcik Parkson quite helpful, I like.

Did the usual things (grocery shopping), yaada yaada yaada and will make a routine visit to my Uncle TGV before I go home. Don't like Uncle GSC. He very lansi me haiz. Will say bye bye to Makcik Jusco and finally will go and take a visit to Pakcik Parkson closest cousin, Mr. MPH. He lives just next door. I will be there till the whole Utama family feels tired and will inform us that it's time for them to close. They very canggih do it thru the announcements wan. I like.

Sorry for the lameness. I am very sleepy and too tired to think and very lazy to structure everything the sentences/paragraphs. o.ov

Ah bad, just bling bling (blink blink??) o_O

Ok, goodnite!

P.S - Hope this can last me a week before getting called 'stupid' again. Haiz.

Monday Blues.

Hit by the Blues.

Literally.

So therefore, the 3 of us with only 3 hours plus of sleep, I had to wake up earlier (sorta) at 6am to kick this 2 outta the house in the morning so all (ok, 2) of us wouldn't be late for work. (except the one growing grapes)

Dahlah already sad, the radio stations were talking about it the whole morning, cannot tahan, so had to listen to my USB. Reached work, avoided the Arsenal and Liverpool and non-existant Chelsea fans, and minded my own business. The other United fans were mourning too. We all just sat at our own place and kah khi emo.

Even my sister know how to rub it in.

To make Tuesday come faster, what better way than to sleep right? So, I went to bed at 7.30pm. HAHA. At least today I woke up, mood better abit coz Liverpool were held by Birmingham. LOL.

But, after seeing my bench, sad again. AIH.

Tuesday Blues. Yay.

At least there's a cause for my depression. Unlike someone, whose depression is auto-triggered for fun (literally) and suddenly says 'Ok, I go die. Bb.' and instantly goes offline.

No prizes for guessing who.

Okla, maybe a pack of chewing gum for the right guess.

o.ov

Jaw Pain

Before I start anything, let me rub it in first.

Ok, fast post. 11.30pm already. Need to go sleep d. =(

There are so many methods people take to fit into society. They take interest in stuffs that others are interested in, or..easy way out, copy cat. He/she = generally liked by public. You = do what he/she does, say what he/she does and literally copy everything in terms of interests etc.

But sometimes neighbours are just noisy. There's nothing you can do about them o.ov (Kochi will understand this lolol) It's ok, we let our neighbours live in denial ♥

Ok, so it ends the 4-month chewing gum experiment. So far, almost everyone who hasn't seen me for a month, will say that the face has shrunk alot. yay. Thank you Wrigleys™

But now, the jaw damn pain. Chewing gum for 8 hours or more in a day is seriously no joke. But, no pain, no gain. Now got gain, but also got pain -__-

BUT, apparently the more you chew, the hungrier you get. Since I started chewing gum non stop (technically), the stomach starts a riot after every 2 hours or so. So in order to keep it quiet, have to throw something in there to keep it busy for the next 2-3 hours T__T

And now in the office, my nickname is the 'The Forever Hungry One'. Shiiitt. And apparently I have taken that title away from my female colleague. Seriously, for a skinny girl, she really can eat. -_-

Really really need to start doing my morning routine everyday. It looks something like this.

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(Courtesy of Daphne, not the bro *hehe*)

ANYWAY, GUESS WHO'S FINALLY 23.

This person doesn't need any introduction right. -_- Everyone totally recognises who she is right? Ok, good. Coz I damn lazy explain and I need to sleep.

HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY, WOMAN. ♥

I watched MJ's 'This Is It' the other day.

I am not really much of a MJ fan but I found it pretty amazing. It got 2 standing ovations. One at the end of the movie, and...one at the beginning of the movie. Everyone knows of our nub malay movie title translation right?

"MICHAEL JACKSON - THIS IS IT."

"INILAH DIA, MICHAEL JACKSON."

-___-

That managed to get a standing ovation from the audience. nice. But then again, none of us could come up with a better translation for it. So, bravo? I think.

Then I watched 'Time Traveller's Wife'. I entered 5minutes late into the movie so I didn't see what the Malay title translation was =( But after watching the movie, I would give the title translation as 'Tangkap dan Bela'. Literally -_- Go watch it and you'll understand.

Yes laaaa, my queue-ed downloads have all finished. I have cleared 95% of them from my desktop (took me an hour plus. Sien) Most important is desktop isn't cluttered no more. Yay for multiple copies of encodes o.ov

So it's time to sleep! 15minute blog post ftw. ♥

Goodnite, world!

SAY OH OH OH, BABY, LA LA LA LA LA.

SAY OH OH OH, HONEY, LA LA LA LA LA.

Stress.

Reason 1:

My desktop is cluttered with multiple copies of the same MV by the same artists, just in different sizes and quality and formats (.mkv, .avi, .mpeg2, .flv, .ts, .mp4) FML. And there's like..10 of them! Oh no.

*Edit* 7:45pm

Now there's one less problem to worry about.

Thanks Boo! Now I can go delete all the other crap encodes on my desktop yay! ♥

but............

SIGH.

Reason 2:

Operation "Bravery the Blind Pig" is pretty much on hold, indefinitely. Or till I get a reply LOL -__- I shall be motivated by the fact that although Courage the Cowardly Dog is pretty much a wuss, he somehow ALWAYS manages to save the day.



Reason 3:

Reason #1 doesn't look like it's can be solved in the near future considering the fact that there are 6 downloads on queue at the moment. And stupid internet is slow. Bleh. 14 hours to completion. I like (Y). Haiz.


Reason 4:

I'm boring. No, it's true. Someone said that about me =( In exact words "Ok, he seems like a really, really boring guy." If I'm boring, seriously, you should meet my friends. LOL. Ok, which means I also need new friends -_-' Sorry, Mr. Yeah, you're just holding me back. No offence. ♥


Reason 5:

I'm fat. You know how you wake up on some mornings and you look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself "Hey, I actually look pretty thin." But it's actually all optical illusions. wtf. And you go about pretty much not controlling what you eat, and by dinner time, you look at your belly and go "Oh no. Ok, diet starts tomorrow." And the next morning, "Hey, I actually look pretty thin". and the cycle repeats itself LOL.


Reason 6:

For Christmas, we have this Secret Santa thingie where you get a present for the person whose name you fished out of the bowl which contains the names of everyone in the office. And guess who's name I fished out? FML.

This is the kinda situation where Ms. Gaga is really stuck on replay in my head. "There's nothing else I can say, eh, eh." -_-'


Reason 7:

I found out that Chinese New Year 2010 falls on Feb 14. Looks like improvisation needs to be done. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE AS IF VALENTINES HAS GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME ALSO. LOL. -__-' Yeap, this is where it's so sad that it actually becomes funny.

But nvm, still got 4 months. Go go. Anything can happen in four months, right?

Mice: RIGHT!

"Please, the mice agree to anything. You guys are all idiots right?"

Mice: RIGHT!

If you dunno what I'm talking about, go watch G-force.


Reason 8:

My hair.

Reason 9:

My eyes.

Reason 10:

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Reason 11:

All I can say is 'Eh?'

I shall not reveal my current location in fear of being slaughtered by a certain someone (or people) =(

Anyway, it feels good to be home! I'm tired as hell. And most important is, my eyes are back to looking beautiful.

....as in Panda-ish kind of beautiful.

Workload has been pretty crazy the past week. But it's all good now! It's the weekend! Christmas holidays are coming soon! Okla another 2 months T_T

So, seriously, it's about time I improve my social life from a staggering negative 62.8652% to at least a positive value. Ya +ve 0.0001% also can la serious ♥

The sole reason why I was going out alot and stuff last time was coz I kept on winning contests and competitions.

So it was free entry this, free entry that, free tickets this, free tickets that, free goodies this free goodies that. And my kawan kawan that join me also happy coz got free stuffs. Coz we're cheapos.

Now seriously free shit also dun have laaaaaaa. =(

It's about time I seriously go find and join contests again.

P.S - I just had a haircut yesterday and 19/20 people I meet have said that I look like a small kid. The other one said I look like this.

All the more reason to stay in and sleep now =(

Read what geng chao book also no use la serious.

For now I'll just go watch Southpark and then get my 18 hour (hutang) sleep.

Arideverci.

Sleeping at 10.40 on a Friday night FML

Update?

The reason I haven't been online much is coz well..I've been reading book(s). Yea, you read that line right.

So far, everyone who knows about it has given me the stunned look at some point in time, or say 'Whoa, really need to buy lottery d. Serious.' -_-

Example 1:

Example 2:

And no, the world isn't ending.(Maybe it is, I dont know?) It's just that since I now own a book, I might as well read it, right?

And I have to finish it fast, because, there's a line of *counts* 11 people who wanna borrow and read it after i'm done with it LOL.

..and also because I need to apply the theory to application (as soon as possible)

o.ov

P.S - I actually do read a lot k k. If you count spending 2-3 hours a day reading Soccernet and blogs as reading. =)

Phase Two Failed

I met Tony Fernandes on the way home from work, again o_O

I seem to be meeting a lot of random people nowadays.

Maybe I should ask him if I could go audition to be his 3rd/4th choice F1 driver.

Anyway, Phase 2 failed. Miserably.

*attempts reboot*

I blame the stupid (de)motivational poster I see in my office everyday.

"Opportunity - You will always miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take."

It's so FAIL that it's not even funny.

Ok. Maybe a little.

To Mr. Yeah it definitely was funny =(

Oh well, it was 2 days of 'temporary high' kinda fun for me.

Normal life resumes back to normal.

"There's gotta be more to life, than chasing down every temporary high." - Stacie Orrico

Me tired. Imma go sleep now. 7.30pm sleep is ftw.

If you don't see me online, that means I'm already in Slumberland™

Coz there's no way I'm gonna miss these later. Kochi, see u later k k! o.ov

Ok, goodnite!

Phase One Complete

Today is a historical day as first contact has been made!!

First words were 'Thanks.'

Phase One: Complete.

This achievement would not have been made possible without pure dumb luck and excessive stalking sheer determination and of course, inspiration on the toilet seat.

Literally.

Phase 2: Commencing.

Talk about motivation to wake up early seriously -_-

Now, all those with some kinda religion, help me pray so that I won't get a court restraining order.

Devali.

After work on Thursday, I was at Kelana Jaya. I was already driving back..to anywhere. I had..30 seconds to decide.

Making a U-turn on LDP would lead me home (Damansara), and going straight would lead me home (Melaka). Since I had Friday off, guess which path I took?

In the end, I went back home (to Melaka) still in my working clothes. (which I must remember to bring back to Damansara tomorrow or I'm screweeeddd.) So that night, upon reaching home, I was pretty much too poofed to do anything. I came home, msged Zhou:

"Yo, I'm homeee."

And waited 2minutes. He did not reply. Ok, fine. So I went out to eat.

So I came home, I saw this from him.

"Yo. I just woke up. You hungry?" (2 hours later LOL)

And that night apparently he waited for me to reply him to go out and eat. and in the end eat bread only. like so kasihan right. HAHA. ok ok cannot laugh. poor thing.

-End of Thursday-

So Friday morning, while driving to Sin Hoe for breakkie, first muka lahanat I saw on the way was PYH. After that kena accuse of cutting his lane somemore =( He was on the way to Zumou's house for mahjong session.

Remember what I said about the house router hating me previously? This time the computer decided to join in the 'fun' and boycott me tooooo. It just 'decided' to give the blue screen of death and..refuse to well, on.

So no choice. I needed to change my squad due to suspension and lots and lots of injuries =( Off I go to Zumou's house.

Since it was only Friday, and those 2 (awww so romantic) was gonna go watch Surrogate at 2pm, changing my squad can wait and off I went with them (lamposting yo!) to do some shopping.

And all the hype about Pandorum that I heard about on radio and seen on posters etc made me wanna go watch that movie.

Plus, main actor's name is Ben Foster! Not that it mattered, but I wanted to see if it was the Ben Foster we're familiar with in the movie. But it's not =(

It was this Ben Foster.

Not the Manchester United goalie. Although it would be cool if he was the actor. But then again, Alex Ferguson would be opening a can of whoop ass in the dressing room, that's for sure. No wonder Van der Sar took the spot between the posts today.

Since Daryl told us that he'd be arriving by 7pm, and wouldn't be joining us for dinner, we decided to ditch him and go pick Mr. Yeah up to play 2 hours of badminton. A group of 3 Libran fatties and one Sagi (Saggy LOL) in much need of massive weight loss.

Lots of fun and laugher seeing Zumou kena bully on the badminton court by PYH. Our very own Lucas Yeow.

After badminton, I read the SMS that Daryl was stuck in jam and would be reaching at 9pm. Nice laaa. So since that sakai needed to go home first etc etc, we went for our mandatory Burger Maut and the 5 of us camped and ate fattening burgers in Zumou's house. All that badminton effort went to waste jor. Oh no.

Daryl gave me 2 S'pore FHM magazines, which included Singapore's version of FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the world. I flipped through. No BoA. I angry. Got Emma Watson. Even angrier. But the other mag featuring hotties all around the world made the anger go away instantly.

Now the magazine(s) are sitting nicely in the pocket of my Myvi backseat for my passengers/readers. They'll be so busy getting themselves turned on in the backseat that they wouldn't whine about my music collection.

HELL YEAH!!

Thank you Darioru-san. You have made our lives 0.03% happier.

-End of Friday-

Saturday morning (Ok, fine I woke up, it was 11.55am.), went for chicken rice at Batu Berendam with the usual suspects. It is was Deepavali! The day before, we wanted to invite Nara out for dinner. But we forgot one thing:

He was Indian.

...I mean..IS...Indian. Whoops. -_-

The best thing is, we forgot that he's Indian. (coz he's mixed. Well. Sorta. And his future kids will be 75% chinese, 25% Indian, but that's not the point I'm trying to get to.)

We could be forgiven for forgetting, but, the thing is, even he forgot he gotta celebrate Deepavali today -__-'' It's okay, at least we got to eat imba mutton rendang at his house (Y)

To kill time till dinnertime, we decided to go play pool for 2 hours. Coz that's what cool people do. I'm sorry, but I'm just too good for the both of you. Thank you for playing.


Which reminds me. This has gotta be the best photo EVER. (Click to enlarge to see his 'Determination, Destiny, Strike, Justice, Freedom, Passion' face)

After that, off we went to Seoul Garden for buffet to celebrate Mr. Yeah's bday (well, sorta), as we all wouldn't be here on Monday.

Came back, watched Owen score (hooray!) and watched in agony as my mascot (who else) failed to do shit, again. At least Asharvin scored. Yay. Rumours that ManCity plans to sign Sunderland's match-winning balloon fpr $200mil were unfounded at current press time.

Looks like my 2 hours of unnecessary stress spent at Zumou's house 'fixing' my team finally paid off and it was really worth it as I'm currently back to top of the mini league of peons.

Eat dust, Mr. Yeah. Kthxbai.

-End of Saturday-

Sunday....

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...

...

...

......is tomorrow.

Need to sleep now.

Because our Girlfriend Simulation Hardware (GSH) needs to reach KLIA safely. <3

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom?

Here's the download link for a quite high quality video:

http://www.mediafire.com/file/gymmpl5drdc/Lady

I'm sure I'm not the only person addicted to this song and video.

And I'm definitely not the only person who finds her really, really hot.

Sharing is caring, yo!

One set of headphones died on me again, today. Sigh. Need to go buy new ones tomorrow.

We have a day off on Friday (thanks to Deepavali!)

Still thinking whether to go back home for a few days.

Hmmmm.

Daryl belanja Burger Maut!

Kthxbai.

Eh, eh.

All I can say, 'eh?'

Fish Tank *Final Edit?*

(I just found out that many paragraphs were missing coz there was HTML errors due to the stupid heart shape thingiemajiggy. -_- Added in a few but I'll leave the rest for the next post la k k. No wonder one fella asked me why the title was called 'Fish Tank' -_- I really must learn to proof read my posts, coz I usually just type it all one shot and post it without reading it again whoops =/)

The office celebrated my birthday today. These days we've been having so much food entering our tummy, I am starting to feel fat. Ok, no. I'm in denial. I AM fat. After 2 weeks of no exercise (futsal, badminton etc), the tub of lard is forming again. Oh no.

I hate 'international friendlies' week. That means my/our weekends have been rendered useless/boring to endless hours of minesweeper-ing and chessmaster-ing and even soccernet got no real stories to write, so they came up with this instead. Non football fans wouldn't understand this article. Anyway, Minesweeper-ing and Chessmaster-ing really can help kill a few hours of boredom. Minesweeper can get really annoying because Vista's version has awesome effects when you press on a mine, and..well..die. As if to rub it in. Aih.

And I thought my chess skills was good (ok fine, 'good' is an exaggeration). So i thought, how hard can 'hard' be right. 4minutes later, I find that I am getting my ass whooped the shit outta me. I didn't think that two knights could be so annoying.Come to think of it, actually I do know. Because I used to get bullied by double knights (by Siang I think), but still never learnt my lesson. =(

And my bishops (note: MY bishops) are as useless as the pawns, if not more. They're more suitable for defence. Then again, my philosophy in games is always 'offence is the best defence'. It's like, why spend money buying armour when you buy the BFG, right? *thumbs up*


Ok, back to a relatively boring weekend. And there was no F1 too. So I can imagine that even ESPN and Starsports were getting pretty pissed too because they had to resort to showing yatching and tabletennis. OH FML.

And Of course my net didn't help the cause by just suddenly deciding to go on strike the moment I stepped home =( I swear that router hates me. (Thus the endless hours of Minesweeper-ing and Chessmaster-ing, remember?)

On Sunday night, when I opened my inbox. It was bombed by facebook notifications. 157unread messages. -__- And my adik kesayangan ku can say like this somemore.


So anyway,no prizes for guessing who contributed to the 30% of the total emails. (Coz, WeiYeah sure know who d. Unless, he doesn't join in the guessing game).

Hint: He's whiny.

The first person who gives me the correct answer will win one free grape Sugus.

Ok ok. Shouldn't complain about inbox getting bombed right? So, thank you for all the wishes, people, especially the calls from Melbourne and London. Even the London one was smart to call at 5pm local time. Not bad hor, you?


I should learn not to wash my car topless again. I don't know there were so many peeping toms around Taman Indah =P

Of course, my best present would be if these girls would dedicate this song to me, live.



If that really happened, I really can die a happy man already. But it's ok, my 'tongue twin' already got a bday dedication post for me. YOU GOT OR NOT. I feel so honoured now *sob* We are living proof that Librans share the same traits. =D

Speaking of dying, I bought a sausage bun early morning but didn't have time to eat it, so I only ate it later in the evening. After one bite, it tasted funny, but since I was hungry I finished it anyway LOL. Then only I realised I ate mouldy bread. Pfft. Since my medical friends weren't online, I had to ask people who's parents were doctors. And this is what I got. -_-

and I copied it to another window.

These people give the most useless answers seriously -_-

So no choice, I had to go msg my medical friends and also ask PYH if I'll live. Apparently I will. And nothing will grow outta my anus :)

A month ago, I was the ONLY person I knew actually went to the cinema to watch this movie.

I thought it was possibly the one of the best shows of 2009! Alongside Watchmen, District 9, Star Trek and Angels and Demons. Because let's face it. Transformers was shit. So was Terminator. And this movie, as cheesy/stupid/corny as it sounds, it was really good!

So I told almost EVERYONE to go watch the movie. The response I received was 'Really meh.', 'Why you like to watch stupid shows wan' etc. -_-' So literally after forcing one by one to watch the movie, finally they agree with me =) Now I can tell you all, I TOLD YOU SO.

Here's proof:

Notice the sentence, 'As usual none of us believed him at first.' AIH. No one believes me anymore =(

I was asked what's the genre of the movie. I said "Romance + comedy + matrix + transformers + action + whatever" HAHA. It's true! That's what makes a good movie. =)

Even CK said "Whoa, the ending damn touching, right? I almost cried, serious."

Now just left Mr. Yeah to watch it and agree with me.

Dont watch Surrogate or Gamer, coz they pretty much have the same concept and it's kinda lame. =/ If you wanna see hot chicks featuring the girl from Linkin Park - Numb or Step Up 2, go watch Sorority Row.

It's like 'I Know What You Did Last Summer', just with more girls =D

Other that life, life is pretty much routine. Wake up, go work, eat breakfast, work, lunch, taunt Daryl, go home, dinner, sleep.

And I'm richer by RM39.05. I'm too lazy to explain so let's just leave it as that la k k.

Now why does my water bottle smell like a fish tank?

Ok, time to wash it d. Bye.

CHERRY CHERRY BOOM BOOM.