Now, I know.

(Ok, sorry for the 2nd post in a matter of minutes. I just suddenly thought of writing more after I published the previous post and I didn't wanna add to the previous post to make it look...logical, you know =) Plus, now there's more reasons for you to comment. Remember, hit 10 or I remove it, again =P So, just think of it as ONE big happy post (or two. your call))

So anyway,

I know why my face is so fat! It's all the siew yok fan I've been having. That's literally like..chugging down pure fats.


But!

how LA not to eat meat T___T . I rather blow my brains out with a shotgun (or carbine) than go vegetarian seriously. No offence to my vegetarians friends =(

Btw, People for Ethical Treatment of Animals *phew* (P.E.T.A), your ads thingamajiggies with those models roxxors. Now I understand why those ads were banned -_- But that just aint enough to convert me into a vegetarian. Amen.



And it really doesn't help that my hair is so short. I need the long hair to like err..lessen the fatness effect.

So, GROW HAIR, GROW!

OMS says, eat cereal and milk every meal. Instantly slim down within 2 weeks. Milk and cereal ni de pigu la. Me needs me chicken and pork =_=

But it's ok, I've been running and running EVERYDAY (mind you), and I have lost errmm..I don't know. I need to weigh myself again. =D

Cheeks has substantially reduced in width. *OH THANK GOD*

Because I'm on a mission. I'm officially actively looking for a girlfriend. That's right. Now that I have a job and my life is stable (I didn't say my mind was wtf) , the only thing left missing is a goddamn girlfriend. Ok, sorry future girlfriend, you're not damned =( there, there.

In 23 years, I have never set my new year's resolution to "Get a girlfriend". Come what may, y'know. But! I absolutely REFUSE to turn 23 single. But as if it's up to me T__T

This is not a sign of desperation k. I'm not desperate. I can get a girlfriend if I wanted to. Pfft.

"Yea, right"

"*****, I'm for real!"

Ok, been listening to too much Eminem lately, not good for the health. -_-

It's just a matter of finding 'Ze One', and hope it doesn't end up whiny. geddit geddit? =p No? Bah. Waste my efforts of thinking only.

I think this is due to the fact that I have to eat my meals alone on some days. AND THAT'S JUST SAD. T__T (Since I have banned myself from being a lampost/light bulb/third wheel during meals d.)

And since my social life has been reduced to a -67.8521%, and it doesn't help that friends are ditching me for their girlfriends.

"WTF. GIRLFRIEND MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME ISSIT LA NOW."

"YES! *THROWS SHOE*"

T____T

Maybe it's about time I take off the 'engaged' status I have on Facebook for '3' years already.

Heard that, Miss Kwon Boa? It's OVERRRR!!!!!!1111oneoneone

I still love your Ontama 'mini-series' though =( Can you get any cuter than this T_T



I know I'm not as talented as you. I can't sing/dance/lick my elbow/do programming wtf to save my life.

And I didn't get a call from you, whatsoever T_T

You don't know how much it hurts right now.

It's ok, once the hair grows and the eyebags reduces and the cheeks width reduces, GIRLS, WATCH OUT. I'M COMING FOR YA.

People, I'm back to being awesome.

"When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead" - Barney Stinson.

You think I should stop typing right? Yea, I think i should too. =_=

Time to go eat alone, again. =(