Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Disenchanted.

Me and my tummy are alright now. =) The past few days I was so scared to even eat. After eating anything, 10minutes later, it would go back either upwards, or REALLY fast downwards.

I swear, my stomach can throw. I grossed one of my friends out so bad he lost his appetite to eat. I told him "I need a tampon up my ass. I swear." He lost his appetite for a good 3 hours. Woo hoo.

And so April Fool's came along. I got punked. Din have the mood the punk anyone. I guess the worst prank I got was a someone from overseas (you know who u are). She was willing to call overseas long distance just to punk me. Let's call her S for... u know =)

*sees m'sian number* wth.
S: Hey..u free to talk?
Me: Yea, i guess. What's up?
S: Don't freak out, but..I'm pregnant.
Me: &^%$#@! WHAT. HOW WHEN...WAIT..WHAT?!
S: I dunno. I dunno what I was thinking.
Me: *stressed* so who's the father?
S: YOU! APRIL'S FOOL!
Me: You b****.

5-star Oscar performance i swear to god.

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