Saturday, December 23, 2006

Post Flood Era

Bad News: 90% of Melaka flooded.Some places 5 feet.Some places 1cm.Mine was the latter (Thank god)

Good News: No work on Friday =) I'm EXACTLY halfway thru. 6 weeks down.6 weeks to go. On Thursday evening, we had to evacuate the building A.S.A.P. The level was already 1cm and it was STILL raining heavily. Probably i'll still get paid coz of the "bencana alam" akta, or something. =p

The senior trainee thing is getting worse as days go by. Everyone wants a piece of me. Whenever got things to do, I would be first pick. And i have this bloody weakness where i dunno how to say "no", so whenever i get something I'll just take the work. On Thursday I had work from 6 different supervisors. wtf. Ok enough whining.

Ok, now the review of "The Curse of the Golden Flower". Extracted and editted by me from "The Star" to avoid lawsuit for plagiarism.

Directed by Zhang Yimou, in this movie he has adopted an extremely garish look, and his movie is a total and over the top immersion in all things excessive and obscene. The corruption of his tale shouts out at us not just from the things that the characters do to each other, but also from the costumes they wear and the palace they live in.

So, this is a world where New Money has gone bonkers. The characters love their bling -bling so much. They wear their hair like Simba, their hair is over-embellished, their colours make u dizzy. and there is SERIOUSLY TOO MUCH cleavage on display (not that i'm complaining :P)

Seriously, all the women go about their business with their pushed-up breasts forever on the verge of popping out. (Remember the WWE wrestling women?Yeap it's like that =.=) and remarkably, nobody in the movie bats an eye. They have all been desensitised, as it were, bosoms being so ho-hum. How are we supposed to concentrate on the story? =)

For the rest, just open your Star newspaper and read =) i lazy type out. I'm just summarizing what was written in there.

Know any Kyle's out there? I just realised i don't know ANY Kyle at all. After 1999, i think all mothers have banned the name Kyle. This is the reason why. (The song is brilliant by the way)



Yeap, everday during lunch break, this is bound to happen =) Remember, DO NOT name your son..or daughter(?) Kyle. This is a community service message brought to you by lyh_indah.

Something weird happened. Met a secondary school friend. She asked if i went for plastic surgery or something coz i looked TOTALLY different. =.= I dunno whether she means i look like like Quasimodo now or Prince Charming. Ignorance is bliss i tell u. I read somewhere your face changes EIGHTEEN times in your life. That means probably when baby time u got one fat cute face, toddler u get faces and so on. You get my drift. So probably my face changed 10 times in the past 5 years till aku kena accuse pergi plastic surgery. All the budak lahanats who knew me since secondary, I still look the same right? -.-

Even if i DID go for plastic surgery, one thing i would change would be my mouth, which in turn would affect my smile. And as we all know, smiles have been shown to physically weaken the opposite sex as well as melt their willpower if used seductively. It's probably the reason he/she fell for you in the first place. So if i fell for u, u probably have killed me with your smile =) Read somewhere that Ben Affleck practices the PERFECT smile in front of the mirror for hours. Damn semangat.

Ok Christmas is coming. I'll wish everyone i know. If I dun, I probably lost your contact. =( 1+ day more. Merry Christmas people. Dun be a scrooge.

For your viewing pleasure, here's one of the best Atomic Kitten's song.

Atomic Kittens - If You Come to Me

2 comments:

nilimpa said...

Oh God, I love Southpark. XD

Actually some Southpark music isn't bad. An interesting tidbit: Trey Parker (one of the creators of SP) once went to Berklee.

Anonymous said...

South Park has gotta be the best R-rated cartoon EVER :p