I Have Super Powers!

I got bitten by a freaking goddamn ka-chuak also known today as the cockroach. This is the ONLY insect in the world that gives me the creeps. AND IT HAS TO BITE ME IN THE...no..not arse. My spare tyre there. Thank god it wasn't my arse. But it was so itchy had to put those cooling cream millions of times. I hate cockroaches. Throw me in Fear Factor. I'll do ANYTHING. Put a cockroach, I'll run/quit/scream. I'm on a personal mission to destroy all cockroaches in the world. But i'm afraid of them. =( Especially when they fly straight to my face. wtf. If u see some Kachuak-Man saving the world, it MIGHT be me. To battle Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I get Cicak-Man to me my sidekick la. For The Win.

This is me.
My sidekick.
Every superhero needs a logo.


This is me in action battling against the forces of evil.

I just witnessed a pro in action. Some girl played Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles", the FULL song PERFECT on the piano, while singing it, and ACTUALLY sounds like her too. I'm inspired. Seriously damn pro. I almost went down on my knees and worshiped her on the spot.

There were days when Mandy Moore ruled my world. Her ruling lasted 3 years, 2001-2003. Then Avril ruled for a few months. And since then, well, it needs no explaining. Some 18-year-old Korean teenager won the big battle and has been ruling ever since.

First impressions count. Mine = SUCKS. I have made a fool of myself countless times. Especially when they smile and i go weak in my knees. The English language has suddenly become a foreign language. My heart can't take it. They should just lock all girls with killer smiles in some place and throw away the key.

For old time's sake,

Mandy Moore - Candy