Three Michael(s)
Yea, weird title. But you'll understand at the end of the post.
Let's begin with pointless stuff. Apparently the dude who put Benayoun as captain last week, put Vermaelen as captain this week. It's WITCHCRAFT, I TELL YOU. It's not just plain luck no more. Ok, enough of sour-graping.
So, I will officially begin Week 7 as the current leader in my 20-odd-man group! (See previous post for squad line-up) Who's no.1, babehhh?!
1, 1, 1, 1. Ah. Nvr have I seen that before. -__-''That's why previously my name in fantasy is 'Failure As A Manager.' I'll just leave it for the time being.
But, now wouldn't that make the other people below me failures too? It's okay. I'm a failure in life. You guys only fail in a fantasy football game. So what, right? Haiz.
Ok, on to more important stuff.
All the hue and cry about the time added on the 'Most Amazing Derby Match in the History of Manchester' has been debunked by the professionals. Yes, the PROS. You know, the people getting paid to talk about football.
Haiz, people are actually getting paid to talk about football. Like that I earn my first million already. Ok, more on that on another day. =(
Let's see if I can find the Youtube video. *Ah, crap, don't have* nvm.
Anyway, the jist of it, Jamie Reeves, John Dykes, Steve McMahon all discussed about it.
So lemme give you the lowdown on the happenings k k.
Original time added on: 4minutes.
89min 55 seconds : Bellamy scored, and took 1minute 5seconds worth of goal celebrations.
So now, the new 'time added on' : 5minute 5seconds.
ManUtd made a substitution (
New 'time added on' : 5minute 35seconds.
Michael Owen scored the winner on 95minute 27 seconds. (that's 8 seconds less than total time, if your maths fail)
This is what all our no.7 do best. =)Spot on, ref. Spot on.
So, sorry everyone. If you're still sour about 'getting robbed of a point', I can teach you of a way to let go. For starters, you can always try to throw your chair at your TV. =)
But seriously, to be a ManUtd fan, you'd have to have a good and functioning heart. For matches such as when back in the days when Kiko Macheda hit the winner(s) and the match such as yesterdays'.
Coz I was literally shouting at the TV coz Fletcher is doing a better job at the striking duties than Berbatov. Geez..
Or else you seriously can go into cardiac arrest and ham 7 diu like...
R.I.P. May your soul rest in peace. *amen*
(Understand what this post's title means now?)
To quote Alex Fergie.
"Sometimes you have a noisy neighbour. You cannot do anything about that. They will always be noisy. You just have to get on with your life, put your television on and turn it up a bit louder."
Moral of the story is:
1) Love thy neighbours.
2) Michael is an awesome name.
