Life.goes.on.

Today, I begin my chew-gum-everyday-to-reduce-face-fat experiment, although apparently Mentos is gonna be reducing the sperm count dramatically, but so high for what. It's not like I would be needing it anyway =(

Coz, seriously, the face is damn fat d. AIH.

I look so zombie-fied now. I look horrible. Even people at work noticed that. I need sleep. like, real sleep. Not the waking-up-every-hour-and-check-the-clock-and-back-to-sleep sleep.

It's gonna be a long two weeks for me, in all aspects of my life. When I have no projects, I literally idle around doing nothing but 'cow work' like roomie calls it. But suddenly, now we're overloaded with projects. Well, at least that provides distraction from thinking too much.

And I got my ID badge now! At least now the security wouldn't look at me like some trespasser in the building already.

Sorry too lazy to charge my camera's battery and take photos LOL), use other ppl's webcam is ftw. But too dark. Aih. Change comp please. get better Mpixel webcams pls. =P

Well, at least pay day is here! Who doesn't love pay days, right? Damn happy when suddenly see a dramatic increase of amount in the bank account. Of course, as usual, happiness is always only temporary and shortlived. (sorry, i'm very bitter nowadays) Coz after learning how much my Libran counterpart in Singapore earns, instantly no mood again.

My only way to get back to him is by playing a game everyday called "Guess what time is it?". Which of course the only correct answer everyday would be "It's time to go home, bye bye! =D"
coz he goes home waaaaaaay later than me. LOL.

So everyday we have this discussion whether earning more (waaaaaaaaaaaaay more, I might add) but going home at 12am, or earning a normal salary but reach home for dinner everyday. Of course my stance is, earn more but go home late, definitely. Coz nowadays even weddings cost about RM50k. Why am I even talking about weddings right. It's like haven't even past the preliminary rounds, wanna talk about the finals d.

I am having an influx of people reading this blog this week, coz when one fella finds out that this 'thing' exists, instantly the whole place is being notified. Thank you, stranger -_-' Then, I have people complaining to me about clicking 'Older Posts', because I don't archive my stuff. so if you wanna view my posts waaaaaay back in 2006, you'd have to scroll down and press 'Older Posts' 50 times before you can actually view it.

and poor Yeah had to press 'older posts' alll the way till nov 2006 to get this 'artifact' LOL.

I was Zeratul (because I believe it's not illegal if you don't get caught), Yeah was Tassadar, Zhou was Fenix (who afk-ed during the conversation me thinks) and Danny was Jim Raynor. Yes, we were that free in uni. (in Year 2 anyway. AIH)

The reason why I don't wanna archive my stuff is because I don't really wanna look back on my life till i'm like..50years old, or when white hair starts popping out of my scalp (Of course, if I'm not dead by then for eating too much processed food).

But for right now, I'll just continue moving forward. No looking back. It's only been 3 years, after all. This blog was started because I was flying off to Melbourne to study, and it's still alive, even after countless attempts at trying to stop blogging, like this one.

but then, they really won wor that time!

But yea, I guess this is and will be my time capsule, and i'll read it again when I'm old (and cranky). all 500posts and counting. Unless blogspot decides to heng kei on me T_T

On to more depressing stuff. After 'Captain' Torres scored, everyone who had him literally flew up the table. And of course, pushing me down along the way. Aih.

(Sorry Yeah, I keep celuping your pics LOL)

Sell your lampa and buy Hilario la, coz Hilario is hilarious -_-'

Damn you, Torres and the assist king, Benayoun.

(That pic is damn funny, if you get it)

So, my dislike for Liverpool is also due to the fact that I hate Adidas. There are many jokes about Adidas, like

1) Adidas stands for "All Day I Dream About Sex." (But nothing beats BATA seriously. "Buy And Throw Away" LOL)

2) Michael Jackson (seriously why every joke seems to have Michael Jackson involved, I have no idea.) went to get a tattoo on his d***. He passed out during the tattoo-ing procedure. After waking up, he was disappointed when he saw that the person who tattoo-ed his d*** did it wrongly. It spelled AIDS instead of ADIDAS. Then, the person showed him a picture of a naked boy (Seriously why la he kena flame until like that I have no idea) and tell him to look down at "it" again. Then, finally he understood that it wasn't a mistake.


It's ok if you don't get the 2nd joke, coz that's just sick. But funny, when he was still alive though. T__T

R.I.P. King of Pop™

Ok, back to disliking Adidas. Well, first of all, I like really really BRIGHT colours. Red, yellow, orange, green, etc. You know, the longer wavelength colours. And Adidas has most stuff in black and white. Boring. Pfft.

That's why, my wardrobe is filled with Nike™ only. 31 Bright coloured Nike jerseys, t-shirts, and singlets. (Sis bought 2 bright green and orange jersey for me the other day too to add to my collectionThose who lived with me in Melbourne would have seen them, or those who visited my room (lately) would have seen it too. Coz I'm damn boring nowadays everyday wear formal wear only. Aih.

And of course, not only limited to clothing. My shoes too! All my shoes are Nike™, but one by one semakin kopak d T__T. I currently own these pairs.

I think almost everyone has seen me in the green and orange ones. Until being labelled 'You look like a Christmas Tree, seriously.' by 3 different people =(

But one thing is missing. And I saw it that day! Yellow shoes! And it's on sale! 20%! Did I mention payday is here?! =D


But I am damn poor now, I may have to think twice/thrice before buying shoes la. Cannot be a shoes addict like girls.

And I also need to change my wallet of 5 years. -__-' Yes, my wallet is as old as my old laptop. And I saw this!

Well, thank god my birthday is coming lah. At least I have an excuse to spend on myself, for once. No, really, I don't buy things for myself, ever. Unless, you people are willing to buy me any of these, do let me know at 012-xxxxxxx.

So, to conclude, Nike™ has good taste, no? That's why the model for Nike Women™, is no other than Kwon Boa!

I swear Nike Women has nicer/better stuff than the guys. Aih.

I'm not gay, ok? Really, the Nike Women's store has waaaaaaaay brighter stuff. Coz women like bright stuff. So, guys don't la now, issit? Pfft.

I'm actually very homophobic nowadays. I used to be okay towards gays, as long as they don't bother me. I'm not like Taniko who is literally a gay basher and wanna beat up every single gay person he sees. LOL.

Gay basher a.k.a Indon Maid.

But in KL there are so many make-up promoters who are gays and seriously, they're getting on my nerves. "Leng zai, leng zai." Oh god. That day one even almost touched me! Luckily my reflexes are quick *thumbs up* This is karma, serious wan. I believe in karma. And right now it's probably on the negative side.

And I also really, really believe in the butterfly effect, where every little thing that you do differently, has a different outcome. But I also believe that for every bad thing that happens, something good will come out of it, and vice versa. So I wonder what would have happened if my life was slightly different. (When I was 5 years old, I wanted to be an actor. LOL. Seriously -_-') In a world where God doesn't really hate me.

But, contrary to popular beliefs, I'll live.

"Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along, just to make it through."

Oh shit, 12.30am. Time to sleep.

Goodnite, world!

Paintball this saturday!