Happy Father's Day!™ (In Advance)

Before I start anything, let me show kebodohan OMS and point our fingers and laugh.

Although, only the Hokkien people can understand this.

Anyway. Ayam bag! (I am back wtf)

Left KL at 4pm and reached home at 6.30pm because of stupid middle lane hoggers (again). Sighhhhhh. Jammed for a good 30km stretch because some people dengan canggihnya driving go belakang mari some other car. -_-

I don't come back every weekend. (like roomie claims T__T) This weekend is to celebrate Father's day (in advance) because the father will be outstation on the official Father's Day™ and sister dengan semangatnya going to go climb Mount Kinabalu™.

Instantly when I came home, the FIRST thing i wanna do is go join the weekly Taman Indah vs Taman Bahagia football match. To like, lose some er..fats. u know.

My zaman kegemilangan of athletism is OVERRRR i tell you. Gone were the days when I was playing tennis for the National Juniors U-18 from 8-11am, 2-5pm, and 7-9pm, EVERYDAY. Fitness levels were pretty much KAO LAT and looking FIT. Wanna kao the girls also easier than now. Seriousslyy. T_T

But I guess everyone gets OLD.

So I took my Mat Rempit motorcycle and rode to the field, just IN TIME for the match. I'm always the first choice for the defensive midfielder role for Taman Indah. That's coz during my 'rotting' season back home from December to February, everyday I would go to the field and basically my intention was to lose well..like..10kg? So the best position to do so, which requires running non stop is the DM position.

"Boy, cepat la! (Everywhere I go, I'm being called 'boy'. My sister calls me 'boy', my mom calls me 'boy', a few friends calls me 'boy') -__- I have no idea why"

"So Chip, aku pigi mana?"

(I call him Chip because he's the kapitan of the team basically and it comes from the word 'chief'. In BM, suddenly it became 'chip'. LOL.)

He said "Mana lagi, kamu main tengah la."

I said "Ok, aku udah 1 bulan stengah tak maen, nanti pancet jangan blame aku ya".

The first 5minutes were awesome. I did the assist, and we were 1-0 up! =D

Then.

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It all went downhill from there.

After 25min of running non stop aku sudah pancet. Pffft. That's why I said my zaman kegemilangan is over. NOOOOOO.

In the end, this was the result.


T__T

WE GOT THRASHED.

And, I was late for dinner. Whoops. T__T Sorry. Dinner was at 7.30 and I basically was bathing while on the phone with Ms. Chuah who is such a stubborn woman I swear to god. (more on that later) Multitasking ftw.

Off to dinner in town with my mom's sister and her husband and my 2 cousins. Over on my mother's side there are only the 4 of us cousins, compared the millions, and the MILLIONS of cousins that I have on the father's side. Happy Father's Day!

Me parents.


My uncle and auntie.


My sister and I probably sometimes don't get along very well, but, all siblings fight. But when it comes to taking funny looking photos, WE ARE DA CHAMPS.


Then she said, "Ok, ok, nice one k k. No sticking out tongues pls."

But I still look like a clown T_T

For 8 people, we had HECK alot of food. Enough to feed an entire nation of starving marvins, serious.







Then, out came the cake from Secret Recipe™.





Muka tamchiak ftw.

I swear to god, I was SOOOOOOOO full that it wasn't even funny. -__-

While I was telling my sister how fat I have become, she took a shot of me T_______T

And it wasn't that comforting that they asked me to take a photo beside the Fat One™.

"Eh, you two, same size. Come take photo."

Fatties™

Before I finish, let me say this,

'TOMORROW'S THE LAST DAY OF THE ESTEE LAUDER MODEL SEARCH 2009 IN ONE UTAMA, PJ"

GO GET YOUR PHOTOS TAKEN A.S.A.P TOMORROW TODAY.

So we're back to the topic of the stubbornness of Miss Chuah. When I wake up, I better see an SMS or later in the day you call me and tell me that you have gone and got your photo submitted.

You must be the representative for PJ, coz seriously I've been there 3 days in a row and they sucked T_T No offence to anyone of you has gone to that photoshoot but I have no idea who you are but you read this T__T, although chances are, you're gonna lose to 2, potentially 3 of my friends. =D

And I just learned that I took photos with Ms. Photogenic Penang without knowing it. Thank you for giving out that info only now, PL. -__- If I have known, I wouldn't be taking so many photos, coz seriously, even if you put me beside a girl, I'd look terrible, apa lagi dengan Miss Photogenic Penang. =(

Yea yea, so Pavel Chekov and Kyle Reese are the same people. Big deal. Sulu in 'Star Trek' is the same person as 'Zero' in Wolverine. They're like recycling these people for the summer movies. LOL.

I have noticed that Ringo from Cheeserland has such an awesome smile T_T


If only I had paid more attention during that night, I probably would have gone talk to her. Or something. =D But oh well, there's always the next event!

Ringo, if you are reading this, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. *waves* Remember me? =(

OMG I'm such a stalker. I'm stalking facebook profiles of people whom I don't already know. Lesson to be learnt here, people. If you have an amazing smile, please set your profile to 'Private' or you might have stalkers like me stalking you =)

So this week, I did something stupid. Actually, it wasn't just something. It's probably like a thousand stupid things. Because, well, I'm stupid that way -__- Let's hope I shall be forgiven, although pretty much not in due time.

And boys are not supposed to be whiny. I don't like this whiny me. I like the old, less whinier me. =D So people, your support has been great. I shall not be whiny no more. Promise *pinky finger*

Growing up with aunties and only with a sister and mostly female cousins in my age group, really explains the feminism of my personality. I'm just grateful I didn't turn out like Adam Lambert. Although, I wouldn't mind being an American Idol runners-up, but, you get what I mean, right? Right? No? Oh pffft. Never mind then.

I'm so poofed now. Waking up at 7am everyday (including Saturdays) seriously ain't funny. -___-

Goodnite, world.

Back to KL tomorrow.