Ma-te.

I was posed with a Form 4 Physics question today.

Awesome answers, but sadly can't be used. -__-

After thinking..can answer la. But on the spot, mental block. OH NO.

In the end, kena juga, 'what have you been learning in your 4 years in uni?'

Question:
What is gayer than 2 guys sitting in an apple green Myvi?

Answer:
2 guys sitting inside an apple green Myvi singing Gwen Stefani's 'Sweet Escape'

"If I could escape, & recreate a place that's my own world
& I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)
If I could be sweet, I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever)
We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)"

-____-''

The word 'Kena tiong' stuck with me ever since on the way back from Operation Char Kuey Teow which happened to be Kochi's favourite sentence when he was driving the Honda on the highway:

'Ow ow kena tiong by *insert car name*, *insert swear word* *possibly another swear word*'

(Well, with him the number it's a variable depending on mood.)

This is one of the 'more innocent statements'. You don't really wanna see the full version. It's just..too funny to watch. And since this blog is rated-U, since my family reads this, and my cousins, and even a 10-year old girl, I have to censor some stuff -_-

btw, 'tiong' = tailgating.

Seriously I feel like buying a paintgun and whenever a car tailgates me, I'll just wind down my window and shoot some paintballs at this windscreen.

So anyway, this car was tailgating me, on the MIDDLE lane. I was wondering to myself

'Babi this black Myvi think he damn chun issit'.

Since the right lane was kinda packed..and left was kinda packed...I too lazy to move. -_-

So this 'Myvi' was kinda like..weaving in and out of left and right lanes...and somehow still ended behind me. In the end..after she (yes, it's a she. Female drivers. tsk tsk.) reached the toll, I happened to be directly behind her LOL. (Tailgate shit ah. No use also right.) And then I saw it..

It's a Honda Jazz! HAHA. I thought it was a freaking Myvi. Look at the difference.

Perodua Myvi.

Honda Jazz.

So THIS is where Perodua ciplak-ed the model.

Okla kinda of a useless piece of information but I tried my best to make it interesting. -_-

Kinda like my training.

So the reason why I'm not online for the past few days from 8-6pm is coz my boss has sent me for training. I've been undergoing training for 3D modelling and simulation analysis.

It's 4 days of cramming everything I need to know about this software package. It's somewhat of heavy material to comprehend.

And since my brain has turned to mash after 5months of not touching a book, let alone read one, it's insanely boring, but at least the trainers are a bunch of fun people.

The thing is, my attention span is as bad as a goldfish.

I'm so easily distracted, and thoughts are constantly running thru my mind 24/7, three-six-five. That's probably the main reason why I can't sleep easily and if I don't sleep in 15minutes, I just get up and do something till I'm sleepy. I still obey my 15-minute rule. I'm sure most of you have encountered my 'Sien, cannot sleep -___-' msg at weird hours of the day.

So for me to sit down for 8 hours learning something new is like...going for Undang-undang all over again 6 years ago listening to the crap the JPJ dude throws at us. My brain's hardisk has a capacity, but the 'core files' take up like...90% of the space, leaving 10% for random junk.

That's one of the reason why I can still remember useless pieces of informations, IC numbers, handphone numbers, birthdays, old old events, full names (serious), eg. Mohd. Iskandar Abdullah Faizal Rasyid bin Mohd Salleh Abdul Rahman. Sorry Faizal -_- You're famous now. LOL.

So probably that's why no matter how hard or little I study, I still end up getting 68 or 69. My official transcript has 5 subjects with 68 and 4 subs with 69. Awesome. It's like no need study also better -__-

Anyway, the best thing is..at the end of the training session today..one of the trainers said

'Tomorrow morning I will be able to distinguish the hardcore football fans from the people do not appreciate the beautiful game, by the size of the dark circles round your eyes.' 'And tomorrow, from the people with the panda eyes, I can tell which fan are you coz you either be smiling..atau muram sahaja.'

LOL. how true.

'I tell you first, I'm an Arsenal fan'. 'Manutd, Liverpool and Chelsea are for supporters who are not willing to lose. I, on the other hand, am prepared to lose.'

-__-''. Zha dao. But since he's a nice guy, I think I'll take back my 'Arsenal fans are retards' statements. I do actually know a few Arsenal fans who are pretty amazing people. Heck, Jamie Yeo is an Arsenal fan. =)

So, I'll be awake at 3:45am to watch Champions League. Will you? =)

But anyway, now I can safely say I can conjour up any 3D modelling with things you people throw at me. =D

And today, I realised. You know what's a beautiful name? It's one of the trainers name:

Melissa.

She's just so nice. I had some problem with application for the training session and sent an email like, a 1500word essay to her with explanation and how can I attend this training in time. In the end, she settled everything for me and therefore, that's the reason why I managed to attend this training this week. I met her today and she's such a nice, cheerful person.

Most Melissas I know are nice. My taman neighbour's name is Melisa, she's the older sister to my old housemate, who is such a sweet girl and cooks dinner for us when we were in Sunway.

The other Melissas I know are a bunch of pretty fun, cheerful people. Even my 'roomie's' name is Melissa (but she aint nice) but somehow people seem to like her which I have no idea why. =)

I still find this sequence awesome, on MSN.

So, I came back home and this is what happened. (click to enlarge)

Famous words of Mr. Taniko: 'Ma-te lu.'

So whoever's in Melaka, go save him k. He's in need of saving, badly. LOL. Major kantoi-ness.

The moral of the story is:

1) When/If you are sitting in an Apple Green Myvi and 'Sweet Escape' comes on, don't open your mouth unless u're alone or you know the driver really well. It's totally banned if girls are present in the car, or u'll be branded as a 'Disgrace to the Male Society.' =)

2) Buy a paintball gun. When someone tailgates you, just wind down your window and shoot at the windscreen. That'll teach him/her a lesson.

3) Try, try really really hard NOT to piss off your mom or you'll be in deep trouble.

4) Ignore, really really emo people. Some people really emo for fun. It's just best to avoid =)