Boo, edited.

You know. Since I work Saturdays, and it's already 12.40am and I'm SUPPOSED to be sleeping. But it's a Friday, and it just feels wrong to crash in early. Seriously -_- I've been a good boy the whole month and sleeping BY 11pm everyday.

And I'm just just here editting this same post like 10million times and adding things that come to my head. And the train of thoughts just won't stop coming. And there's no point sleeping now since I just can't sleep unless I'm really sleepy or I have an empty brain.

In 2 weeks, I might spearhead a rombongan ke Melaka with my minions from KL. Sorry Melaka ppl. No tumpangs that time. Watashi Myvi's will be full of KL ppl. We goin for sorta a weekend trip thingie to Melaka. And since one by one all MC² (Mong cha cha) dunno the roads around Melaka, I am the designated tourguide ^^v

This will be chance for the city boys and girls to see that I don't live in a forest where chickens run wild and the roads are not tarred. -_________- Well, the chickens STILL do run wild. =/


So anyone who hasn't visited Melaka in awhile, let me know ASAP if you wanna come along so I can spearhead a convoy on a 2-hour journey there.

Anyway, seriously, what's wrong with FIA?! Dude, Lewis Hamilton did NOTHING wrong. At least just give him the freaking 4th spot, not DISQUALIFY HIM. But it's ok Lewis, you have Nicole Scherzinger from PCD.

(I just realised from my feed that most of my readers come from PJ -____-)

WHO ARE YOU GUYS. From the stats, I get roughly about 70(!!) readers a day. and most of you are from PJ. but, I pretty much don't have THAT many friends from PJ. My friends are scattered all over the world, including a weird place called Karnataka, Bangladesh. -.-

and the PJ thing, it isn't me coz I ignored my browser's feed. Oh well.

First of all, I just wanna rant. Chae Yeon, when is your 5th album coming out?!

And I never thought I'd get hooked onto Lee Bul & After School's 'I want to buy it' song. (Yes, whatta weird title eh?) But it's just so freaking awesome, the ladies are WOW and Lee Bul looks waaay less gay in here.



And seriously, what's up with the net! One day it's awesome and I dl stuff at 150kb/s, and the next day I get 151BYTES/s. If the government would just stop bribing ppl with millions of bucks to jump ship, the money would be put to good use upgrading our net. That SHOULD be the first task of our new Prime Minister.

I guess that would be the only 2 things I miss from Melbourne. The amazingly godlike internet connection and the 12degrees temperature. Ahhhh.

(I should really learn to type everything finish before I press 'Publish Post' instead of editting the same post 10million times).

Anyway, the reason why I was kinda M.I.A for the past couple of days was coz of ...well..none other than t3h stupid constipation.

The past week, the curse of the constipation came back again. So india boi told me 'eat veg and pineapples ftw.'

He got me motivated with words like 'Love the veg, love the ass' and the more effective 'you rather be a vegetarian or your ass fingered? Choose wisely.'

Daryl, I think now you know what I mean when I told you 'Brb, I need to go shit and tell phang the colour of my shit. long story.'

So since I was kinda pissed at my ass, yet again, everyday I mass veg for lunch and after that I would buy a whole pineapple, ask the dude to cut for me, and mass salt on it and finish it on the spot. That literally did the trick, but now I'm overcompensating, if you know what I mean. OH NO.

You know, I just love my Altec Lansing 5.1 with Lady Gaga's 'Just Dance' and 'Poker face'. All I need now is the disco ball, and my room could be turned into a club. Well, of course that's just till my sis gets back from Japan. -_- Then I will be slaughtered. Like Mike the chicken.

Today, alot of people agreed with me that Taylor Swift can't sing for nuts. She's just lucky she's incredibly talented at writing addictive songs and she got hella of good looks and hotness to boot.

Just unfortunately, she can't sing for nuts. Its like in the song 'Breathe' which featured Colbie Jialat. You can just tell which one is Taylor Swift and which one is the Jialat, as the latter has a wayy better voice. My blur kawan Wong Hui Zie who spams that song like 20million times a day, still doesn't know who sings which part. -_-

My music taste really ranges from the two ends of the extremes. I can listen to trance by DJ van Hellen one minute, and the next I'll be listening to Kenny G.

In the car, people would listen to from Limp Bizkit's 'My Generation' change to Lionel Richie and Diana Ross's 'Endless Love'. The amount of starecock faces I get from the ppl who tumpang my car, priceless.

And you know what. I so need a girlfriend. Everyday, my dinner, I would have to tiang lampu some couple (which both I know personally, thank god), like tak tau malu only seriously. -_- I'd have to rotate among the couples I hang out with, and everytime, they will ask me 'Eh, so when can we have double dates ah.'

It's just so.damn.saddening. And each time my reply would be 'How about u give me your girlfriend, then u go find another girlfriend, then we swap back. That would be a faster process seriously.'

On the bright side, I have my FIRST pay! Woooo hoooooo. But seriously, looking at the amount, it's pretty much like earning nuts. But I shouldn't be complaining, work is good, the people are nice, and best of all, I get to go home everyday 6something at most!

Tomorrow, I am going to One Utama (again) to some AXN challenge thingie, hopefully I can sign up for Amazing Race Asia 4..but I'm just happy to be able to see Serena C. A woooo hoooo. (Hopefully) =(


Since I live about 10-15minute walk away from 1u, I have stopped walking there. I walked there once in the afternoon back when I was rotting in BU, and I ended up having to watch a movie alone to kill time while I wait for the freakishly long raining session to stop at 11.30pm and I had no choice but to brave the rain to make it in time for football.

So now, I just drive there. Saves time, but it's not doing my flabs any good. =(

Well, to the main point. Do you have trouble finding for parking in One Utama?

Never, for me at least. =)

I have managed to find a loophole in the parking lots, where, no matter how FULL that the parking lots are (They will have the 'FULL' sign, but no worries, that place is ALWAYS empty. Well, obviously it's not a 'real' parking lot.

And no, it's not a 'for disabled' lot. -___- I'm not that retarded.

No, it's not in some secluded, dark corner. It's out in the open, many people pass it all the time and they never thought that it could be a good place to park, and even very near the exit too! (oops, there goes a clue).

The first time I parked my car there, I asked the steward 'Sini boleh?'. He said 'Mana mana pun boleh la. Asalkan tak block trafik.' So ever since then, I have parked my car there each and every time I go there.

I thought many people would have found that that would be a good place to park, but apparently not. I have gone to 1u on Fridays, Saturdays..and even public holidays. That place would always be empty.

While roomie dengan bengahnya go round the parking lots for half hour and not able to find parking at all and I have to show her the 'weird' places to park, but all I have to do is, go to the **st/nd/th floor, take the shortcut to the exit, and voila, THAT very spot would be empty. =)

Whenever I show that place to my friends, they'd say 'Yahor, wah you damn freaking *insert geng adjective*'

I know ^^v

Of course, well, I'd show you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Before I do that, The Fast and The Furious 4, anyone? =)