Yes, you didn't need to know this.

Boys, read on.

Girls, please close the page or go browse other websites. Serious.

Ok here goes.

I hate constipation, with a passion. Hold it in and you only keep toxic waste in your body which is bad for your ermm..health. I think. I'm an engineer, not a doctor -.-

The only thing i know is that it leads to fever.

So USUALLY, I'll whack like 3L of water straight, and force it out. yay.

So to force out about 5cm diameter thick piece of shit (literally), really hurts the buns hole.

"Buns"? ..you know..instead of "ass" say "buns", like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns hole". No ring no bell? Go watch Southpark: Bigger, Longer, Uncut please -__-


So yea, anyway. yes. it hurts.

Now I know how it feels like to be sodomized.

It hurts to even walk. LOL. Oh well -.-
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P.S - Girls, if you read this, congratulations. Now you officially know I'm a sicko. (Don't say I didn't warn you.)

Boys, drink more water. -__-

Mommy, sorry you had to read this. -.-

Papa, stop laughing.

Jie Jie, yes your brother is a douche.