To the ONLY girl I understand.

Yes, I know we fight alot.

Yes, I know we can't really get along.

Yes, I know I always get on your nerves.

Yes, I know you hated me when/because I was born and fat and ugly.

Yes, I can't stop calling you fat. (You're gonna hate me when you read your birthday card from me T_T)

But what to do, we're stuck with each other forever. =)

To my favourite sister (yea yea, ONLY sister. fine. pfft)

Happy 25th Birthday!

Eat somemore. Tsk tsk.

P.S - Think that every mean word in your birthday card from me to you is out of the awesome brotherly love =)