Lar lar lar

So yea, I'm bored and got no mood to do anything at the moment.

Let me try telling u all a joke.

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the body.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food for the body
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the body where it wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the body see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and
stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste
whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK
YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*

Ok u all can start laughing now -__-

I saw something on the net.

Ok so let's imagine this scenario.

Passenger: Hello.
Taxi Driver: Hello kak, nak pergi jalan mana?
Passenger: Jalan Puki Mak You La!
Taxi Driver: Tak baik mencarut kak, kena sopan sikit.
Passenger: Saya tak mencarut. Jalan ni memang ada la.
Taxi Driver: WTF?
Passenger: FTW.

LOL.