TAG - WHAT WOULD U SAY TO YOUR 12 YEARS OLD SELF?

ONE PAPER DOWN. MANY MILLION MORE TO GO. YAY.

Joanne Wee Shu Ying. I officially hate u for tagging me. =(

Dear Dak Yong (Yep, i still remember what ppl call u)

You know when you watch MTV and u see wtf is this 12 year old girl with a name of a type of a snake singing "Flying Without Wings" with Westlife and you're screaming at the TV asking her to shut the hell up and stop spoiling the song?

Well, 9 years later, you'll insaf and retract your comments + u'll have that video in your comp =) u'll see why. i aint gonna spoil the fun.

Well then, 12 year old me, i suppose let's say u're exactly 12 now at 10/10/98 and france just whooped brazil's ass with the zinedine zidane ownage.
congratulations u just finished your UPSR. dun worry u'll do well. i think :/ (make u kancheong abit. jeng jeng jeng) ho,ho,ho.

Since u just live behind st david's (your secondary school) and no, u can't go to IJC coz that's an all-girls school,(no buts) u'll be in st david's for a goddamn 5 years.Make the most outta it.

Yep,u'll be meeting new people. English-ed, chinese-ed, retard-ed.

U'll make friends with other retards and this friendship will last for a looooooooong time. till 7/6/2007. (coz after calling them retards they wun be your/my friend ady. Obviously)
so learn from your mistakes. tsk tsk. =p

Yep, your fat sister is in that school too and she's a prefect. Since it's natural that u're gonna be in trouble every single day, please try not to tell people she's your sister. And oh yea, just dun fall in love with a prefect can ady. which is hard, i know.

If i could go back being you, i wouldn't change a single thing. So there, live your life. have fun. it's ok when u get the "Stunner" or "the people's elbow" or the "tombstone" by the retards in school.It's normal coz that's the hype at that time.

And would you please stop playing with your MicroGenius™ and go stalk some girls please. it's good to start early. Y dun wanna be a sad lonely panda eyed teenager like me.

"Lonely..i'm Mr lonely..i have nobody." Oh wait. This song hasn't been recorded yet. GG. shit u dunno what that means too.

Ignore the previous line. You dun wanna get sued in the future or ppl looking at u like a complete retard.

I just finished a paper. I'm gonna go sleep now. it's all your fault (YES You) for sleeping so much like a pig last time is causing me to be imsoniac. =(

So sleep less. please.

And for god's sake, look up the net for fashionable hairstyles. Nick Carter, Backstreet boys? NO MAN. U don't wanna look like a disaster 9 years later like how I am. Don't try "The Beatles " either. coz your friend, Daryl, you know the one who lives in Cheng, yep he's got that stylo already. try Abs from 5ive. for the win. (FTW)

Yours truly, your 21 year old you,

ME!

P.S - save money. U'll need it to fly to korea.U'll know why soon enuff. Don't spend it all on lego sets. Mommy will break them all apart once u leave for college anyway.

As usual, i tag everyone that i have a link of on the sidebar. Up to u if u wanna do it =p

I mainly wanna see Daryl and Kochi doing it. Go go go.

Of course, you too, Boa..if u read my blog =(