Friday, May 25, 2007

Where are you?!

SHIT I CANT FIND MY COMB.

HOW LA TO MAKE MY HAIR GAY STYLE LIDDDAT. *forms search party*

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*Edit*

Ok, nvm it's in the freezer -___-

i dun even know how it ended up in there.
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Serious lacking in sleep has made me look uber-panda-ish. My eyes are so black that it actually looks yeng.

And, my neighbours are forcing me to go sleep.

Was a hectic week.

Monday - Passed up a lab report.
Tuesday - Gila Lab.
Wednesday - Test.
Thursday - The worst. 2 labs + Handed in my project to demo + 20 page lab report + an assignment which I din know the deadline was that day -.- (I tot it was Friday.GG)

Yeap, I built this shit. It's an auto-fan. Which means, it was supposed to on above 30degrees, but it refuses to on BECAUSE THE LAB WAS SO GOD DAMN FREAKING COLD. Even our hands were cold and so we couldn't get the temperature high enough to get it to on. But thank god my tutor damn nice he said he saw it work the other day so he told my lecturer that it works perfectly fine =)

So yeah, assignments, labs, tests are over. Yahoo! *does the motion*

helloooooooooooooooooooo finals!

why do i make it sound as if it's so easy -.-

Aih, i'm gonna fail =(

I've really never feared my finals the way i am fearing it like shit this time. Dunno why. -___-

I read things and I dun understand it and I go on reading it over and over and over and over again till I become sot ady oso still wun be able to understand. Yep, that's how stupid I am. Need to call for backup ady.

I guess I know what's wrong. I'm seriously lacking in
  • determination
  • motivation
  • inspiration
  • and obviously High Distinctions.
I swear Monash Medic students are the free-est people on the planet. They only have ONE subject to take per semester. They go out everyday. And each time I check the Warcraft LAN Chatroom. THEY'RE THERE! omg. and medic students are supposed to be the busiest -.-

I have a lecturer whose name is "Nader". So my friend dengan semangatnya go photoshop him to become "Darth Nader".

NooooOOOooooOOO Mr. Nader.
You're the best lecturer in the world. (No, seriously)
Don't kill me =(
(Kill Yoong Kang. That bastard did it)

Ok, so Milan 2-1 Liverpool. See, I believe in karma. You liverpool fans laughing your asses off when ManUtd was beaten by Chelsea. Now karma has striked back =) At least we didn't end the season trophy-less you good for nothing Liverpool fans. =p

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For Non-Boa fans, skip this part.

For those who found it odd that BoA has yet to enter college when many top colleges in Korea would gladly accept her just for her name value, she finally has an answer. In an interview with M-Net, a Korean cable channel, BoA explained her decision not to pursue any college education--for now.

She said that her primary reason was, quite predictably, that as a singer she does not really need a college degree. "In the entertainment industry, college degrees hardly matter; people care more about one's natural ability or sensibility," explained BoA.

"I didn't even have time to finish high school. Even if I got into a college, I would miss most of the classes. That would be meaningless. Later on in my life when I have more free time, I want to pursue education in fields that I am truly interested in."

She is not without regret, though. "Most people learn to socialize in school. I wish I hadn't bypassed that process, but at least I had a lot of hands-on real life experience. It's a pity, but I don't feel too sorry for it."
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Things You Din Know (Well at least most of it)

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great;" Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.
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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front
legs
  • in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg
  • in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
  • If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Max of 12degrees out there. It can reach 8 degrees at night. Even hot water got no effect ady -.-

Brrrrrrrrrrr. Time to take out the winter clothings. It's getting cold. I defrost my meat for 4 hours oso it still looks and feels frozen. GG.

Over here, Aussies don't eat chicken wings AND drumsticks. So it's sold SUPER DUPER cheap at the supermarkets. They only eat breast meat. Probably they will be thinking "Dumb Asians. Buying crap meat". While on our side, we will be laughing. "Dumb Aussies." =p Looks like it's a win-win situation.

Just finished watching "Heroes". The ending was disappointing. Oh well, "One Tree Hill" marathon is next. After the exams anyway.

Oh shit, this post too long ady. Study time. Oink oink.

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