Friday, May 18, 2007

It's Raining!

Yep, it doesn't rain often in Melbourne. Probably once a month? And my ass is freezing. -.- It's getting colder and colder. Too cold in fact. Hopefully it doesn't get too cold till i can't find my....

They're not even HUGE nuts.

I was reading a friends blog one day, and she wrote this:

" if there is a hot girl around, why doesn't the guy say anything? Is it because he doesn't want to, OR is it because he is scared to say it, OR is it because he doesn't realise theres a hot chick nearby?"

Of course those aren't the exact words, but thats the gist of it.

This is simply my opinion, of course a man's opinion isn't expected to be deep and meaningful because yeap, a man only cares about cars, the latest gadgets, and whats new in sports.

When there is a hot girl around, the guy may say "Wow, she's hot" or "Damn, what a hottie" or "Nice legs".

Now in my experience a girl is always not satisfied with herself. She's always on about "Oh I'm too fat" or "Why are my legs so short" or "why is my face too small?", "my hair isnt silky"........If their bf points out another hot-potential-rival-ie-a-girl-the-guy-can-never-get, she gives him the well known silent treatment/merajuk. On some ocasions one guy even pointed out "she's got a cute accent", the girl replies in a huff "GO MARRY HER THEN."

We guys know damn well that girls get jealous of other girls very easily. So why the hell do we want to make you jealous/worked-up, men know that being jealous is not a nice feeling. So we just shut up and not say a word about the other girl.

OWWH but when there is a hot guy around whether he is in a suit, has got his colar turned up,can dance ceroc, has got bald-prison-shaved-head,or long blond hair, girls eagerly rub it in her bf face. Why? to make him jealous....why because its oh so sweeeeeet......well i tell you now, its not a nice feeling, but thats alright, because men are expected not to have feelings.

So if miss-soft-shampoo-ad-hair comes along, guys would just shut up, not say a word. We don't want to make our girlfriends jealous. To be honest there are tons of hot chicks walking in Sunway Pyramid, KLCC, Midvalley Megamall, Monash university, Coles Supermarket everyday.

GUYS, AM I RIGHT??

P.S - I don't have a girlfriend. So, this doesn't apply to me YET. I must brace myself for the future.

Ok, babi time.

Oink Oink.

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