I'm screwed.

Next week. Holiday. Next next week. Dooms day. Tests and reports due. Die la. I calculated ady. I got enough time for ONE report a day and study ONE subject per day. How la liddat. Really eat shit ady.

Anyway, got the pics from Phillip Island:

Before we entered the icy chilled water.

Practicing b4 entering the water/Posing

Me in my surf suit. Looks like some superhero costume eh? =p

Group pic!

Was talking to some friend about social awareness and status. Eye opening speech he had. About how in US, high society = cheerleaders and football players. Got me thinking, one of my best friends is the captain of the cheerleading squad in M'sia. Am I high society? =p Yea, right -.-
Status varies from person to person, depending on their perception.

ANYWAY, updates on my ass. My wound had a reaction to seawater. So my ass has corroded back a little. Lisa (the nurse) was damn angry with me. She was so angry, she plastered my ass with double the size of the dressing for the wound. -.- lol. She told me a month ago that we would be very good friends since i came to see her everyday. Looks like it came true. And I have to see her more often now that my ass has corroded back a little. Sigh. Monash Health Clinic, my 2nd home. =(

2 labs tomoro. But, Manutd vs Roma CL tonight at 4.30am. Dilemma dilemma. Have to prepare for the labs. Have to sleep. Dilemma dilemma.

Sigh. Decisions decisions. So many of them. Too many. The cold weather isn't helping -.-

I wish life was simpler.

Good news, last day of school tomoro. Before we get a break!

Ok. Work work. Lab partner's partying now..like..NOW. Nvm I still love you. You've been doing the previous labs work. =p It's about time I do also eh.

Oh god I'm hungry.

T__T

I shall sign off with "Murphy's Law". My life is affected by Murphy's Law these days.

This shld entertain you guys for at least awhile coz i DON'T think i should blog at least for some time. I need to study. If I blog, you readers have the right to kick me in the nuts and steal my ice cream in my fridge.
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Murphy's Laws

Murphy's Original Law:

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy's Law or Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives:

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Corollaries:

1. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
2. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law:

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy's Constant:

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

The Murphy Philosophy:

Smile... tomorrow will be worse.

Conclusions:

1. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.
   Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
2. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
3. Anything that can't go wrong will anyway.
4. If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
5. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
6. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
7. Everything takes longer than you think.
8. Every solution breeds new problems.
9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother nature is a bitch.

Commentary:

Murphy was an optimist.

Addendum to Murphy's Law:

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Law of the Perversity of Nature or Mrs. Murphy's Corollary:

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

Corollaries:

1. The bread will always fall with the buttered side down.
2. Otherwise, the butter was on the wrong side.
3. The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Murphy's Love Laws

1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Nice guys (girls) finish last.
10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
12. The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.
13. The Rat Race: If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.
14. The Eyeglass Prescription: Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too.
15. The Ring Rule: Watched telephone never rings.
16. The Creep Call: Never pick up the phone on Saturday night. It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.
17. The Fishing Forecast: They say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish?
18. The Psychological Prognosis: Love is a form of temporary insanity curable only by marriage.
19. The Rope Trick: Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.
20. Mind Over Matter: No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party.
21. The Fault Finder: The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover.