Why Men Are From Mars and Women Are From Venus

Situasi #1:

*Boy fixing stuff*
Girl: Why do liddat?
Boy: Huh? Why not. Oso can wat
Girl: No, must do liddat. *shows the guy*
Boy: Same thing wat. Just the other way round. As long as get the same result can d la.
Girl: No it seems neater.

Zha tou.

Situasi #2:

*handphone*
Boy: Hey I come find u in the library.
*5 minutes later*
Boy: Hey I go find some book then go find u.
*After finding book, walks around for 15 minutes*
Boy: Err, I can't find u. Where are you?
Girl: In a room on the West Wing (or something liddat). Walk in straight go in the room ady.
Boy: Ok.
*finds room, cannot find*
Boy: Where are you? 1st or 2nd floor?
Girl: 1st floor.
Boy: Ok shall find you.
*After 5 minutes* where are u la. u come out.
Girl: Ok ok. Go to entrance.
Boy: Ok. I'm at entrance. Where are you?
Girl: I'm oso at entrance.
Boy: I think i know what's the problem. We're in 2 different libraries -_-''

Situasi #3:

*In kitchen*
Girl: Eh, why put so much oil?!
Boy: Where got alot. Just nice what. Too little later not nice.
Girl: My food all memang no taste wan. I rather eat suck food and be slim than eat nice food and be fat.
Boy: Oh lord.

GG.

I rest my case.