The Best Advice In The Whole Wide World

There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women..mmkay..
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict..and must get back in touch
You can do it
Its all up to you mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life toooooooodaaaaaaaaay
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will saaaaaaaaayy, its easy mmkaaay

Step 1: Instead of "ass" say "buns", like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of "shit" say "poo", as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the "t" because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say "fuck" any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just use the word "mmmkay!"

We can do it its all up to us..mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooooooodaaaaaaay, you can change it today
We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaaaaaaaaaay
Its easy mmkay!

Step 1: Instead of "ass" say "buns", like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole

Step 2: Instead of "shit" say "poo", as in "bull poo", "poo head" and "this poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the "t" because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say, fuck is the worst word that you can say. We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!

You're cured, you can go!

We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaaaaaay
Its easy mmmkay!
It's easy mmmkay!
It's easy mmmkay!
It's easy mmmkay!
It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaaaay

Mmmkay
Mmmkay