Update: I'm gay.
Sing-a-long entertainment for u people out there.See how kind i am. =)This has gotta be the BEST video EVER made.Translations are in the video for u to croak like a frog as u sing along.Brb i go watch the video first.
Okaaaaaay..as i was saying, this video is the best EVER right? Right. This video has single handedly made me who i am today. Seriously. =) It was there for me b4 my EVERY of my final papers last semester to help me calm down. So if u're stressed, just watch this video and u'll find yourself clicking on the "Play again" button over and over. wtf. (Or probably that's just me) Find yourself to be dilemahkan over and over. Be amazed at its power =)
Speaking of melemahkan, today's the killer smile girl punya birthday. Thank god i'm not using the friendster blog, coz if she read this i'm dead. That's one of the few girls whose smile can literally kill u. In other words u'll just stop dead in your tracks with your jaw wide open when u see that smile. Happy 20th Birthday, Killer Smile Girl, although u have no idea of my existance.wtf.
Lorraine must really hate me for calling her fat some time back. She has convinced my friend to label me as gay. Lesson learnt: Never call a girl fat, unless it's your mother or sister *oww mom, stop it* bad karma. What goes around, comes around. -__-
I'm an evil man. There was this girl who had a major crush on me back then whose mom was working in the sin hoe garden foodcourt now. On Sunday,as i was hungry and tired i used my charm to "cut-queue" and get to eat the fried rice and pork chop. I'm sorry. It was unintentional. Blame the "tu che erk". (Is that the direct translation for "hungry stomach?) Again, karma. No wonder i failed in 1999, 2002,2003 and recently in 2006.ish.
Being a senior trainee is not as fun as it sounds. I'm responsible for setting a good example and helping out my junior trainees (whom all are way older than me) and giving them advice on this that bla bla bla. So today, coz i was one of the "senior" ones, I had to take the flak, taking one for the team is emotionally taxing. Ouch. I can't wait for my final 8 weeks to get the hell outta here.
Actually, we trainees hold ALOT of power. Let's say, one day ALL of us decide to take MC, they can't even survive past lunchtime as there will be no one to do all the kuli work for them. So bosses, dun mess with the trainees. Mess with em, u mess with me. I one day bring the whole bunch pergi boling kang, mati lu.
Football update. Man Utd is now having an 8 point lead over Chelsea after Chelsea's 1-1 draw against Arsenal.
The song Nelly Furtado - Say It Right owns. It's damn addictive and i give it a two thumbs up.
Fans of DotA or Techno or weird songs or Basshunter. This one is especially for u. Enjoy.
3 comments:
Your title is very misleading leh...i thought you were gonna announce to the whole world that u have discovered ur true sexuality..lol.. XD
hey i'm gay too..let's get up each others asses hehe
weird ppl view my blog -__-
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