It's Very Quiet.

It's so goddamn quiet around here. The Aussies all balik kampung, some go holidaying. Only people like me watch movies, play DotA and sleep whole day. At least we're going somewhere next week. Here's to hoping. -.- Sydney or Gold Coast. See how *prays*

Ok the Boa songs are back. My record without them was errr...11 days. So far. =p

I'm so bored now can die. Time to let the imaginary go wild. Let's imagine a world without engineers. lol

A World without Engineers:

Aeronautical Engineers



Electronics Engineers



Mechanical Engineers



Civil Engineers


Communication Engineers




Computer Engineers



And we engineers are of course good with equations. FTW.

Smart Man +smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Ok I will post more meaningful posts next time =p